Continuing on from last week’s post of 10 signs your Israel tourist visa has expired – or perhaps more appropriately, You know you’ve been in Israel too long when… – here are another 10 signs you might have forgotten to visit the Ministry of Interior in quite a while…
Another 10 signs your Israel tourist visa expired…a long time ago:
- …you start to enjoy shoddy service and make repeat visits to a place where you are repeatedly shafted.
- …you wear flip flops to weddings.
- …you even start wearing Crocs.
- …you shout up from the street at a friend living on the fifth floor.
- …you buy a Ninet disk.
- …matkot (beach tennis) is your main form of exercise.
- …you talk wayyyy louder than is necessary.
- …you no longer wait in line, but go immediately to the head of the queue “just to ask a question”.
- …all tourists look the same to you.
- …open spaces make you nervous.
Coming soon, yet another 10 signs your Israel tourist visa has expired…